Animations
I'd always wanted to be an animator when I grew up. Neither happened.
Pixhell
This was a pixel animation series with a terribly hard-to-find plot that I'd regularly post on waferbaby (and for a while there, its own website).
In a far away place exists a pocket of a world where tiny creatures draw out their inexplicably troubled lives. These are their stories.
I built these tiny animations using a hacked CICN editor in ResEdit (Really). I'd draw each frame pixel by pixel, carefully take a screenshot and paste it into an animated GIF editor. When all the frames were done - and an episode could take up to sixty hours - I'd convert the GIF into a QuickTime movie and send it over to my pal Kurt, who would create the sound effects to match. Once I had his audio track I'd glue the two together and post the episode.
I've kept the (painful) descriptions intact here.
Series 1
There is no obvious plot for series one. Suffice to say there is alien abduction, cyborg technology, sex and violence, scorpion mutilation, big guns, secret romance, a wedding, demons and undead rabbits, a big battle, spectral figures and the cutest little sheep on two pixels.
- Debut (00:48)
- Escape (00:40)
- Refuge (00:53)
- Abduction (00:42)
- Rebirth (01:10)
- Revenge (01:31)
- Unrest (00:56)
- Spook (01:17)
- Romance (01:38)
- Invasion (01:23)
- Conquest (01:47)
Series 2
Our heros the Spook and the sheep are sent to investigate a brutal murder in a quiet country village, but all is not as it seems, and the duo uncover much more than they bargained for.
- Castle (00:24)
- Badmoon (00:36)
- Wanderlust (01:05)
- Dirt (00:44)
- Yeast (00:44)
- Alchemy (01:13)
- Snarf (02:00)
Series 3
Beneath the deserts of Cairo lie secrets buried for hundreds of thousands of years, undisturbed and untouched - until now. Payton Jones, eccentric philanthropist, archeologist, adventurer for hire and retired spy, is determined to uncover the treasures of the dead - but there are those who would stop his meddling once and for all.
Series 4
The cold waste of space is a lonely place, devoid of contact with the human race. Luckily for Carter the orbit scout, he's sixty percent robot.
Action
Take two action figures, add a sprinkle of antagonism and a whole heap of fun. Shake well.
- Nickd vs. Kottke (01:47)
- Zeldman vs. Tycho (01:14)
General
General episodes of Pixhell are lone wolves that don't belong in any one series. These are the rogues - the experiments, the episodes that didn't quite cut it for linear consumption. Enjoy the offcuts!