Nothing But Good Content™.
On the one hand, I had to pick up the kiddo from daycare because of suspected hand, foot and mouth disease.
On the other, he ran over and emphatically hugged me and said "Daddy, I love you," so.
Shoutout to the lady with the plugs and the impressive mullet eating a massive fancy burger at 9 am.
(reads an interview with René Redzepi, sees "Legos," flips a Danish table.)
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Man on tram loudly asking if the cop who arrested the man who stole the horse was the same cop that raped someone’s sister, something about a printing press, asking if anyone wants to buy a witch.
“You guys just thought I was a poof, but I’m a magician!”
Four people just got on the tram, all wearing AirPods. I think you’re on to something, Apple.
Shoutout to the old guy on the tram with the greasy ponytail, wearing head to toe white, a gold chain wrapped around his fist, Gucci bag at his feet.
Robot vacuum: "Going back to the dock."
(watches it plow into the garbage bin, spin around slowly, smash into walls, frantically drive around the room for 10 minutes)
Robot vacuum: "Helppppp meeeeee."
For some reason the kid says "helmet" like a cliché French person, dropping the "h," and it's the best thing ever.
Fuck me, laptops are expensive here.
RIP, 5-year-old MacBook Pro.
“I’m a big boy,” says Sam to passing strangers.
My son now own’s the world’s noisiest remote controlled car.
Got my first Hey Send Us Bitcoin Or We'll Send Out A Video Of You Watching Porn To All Your Contacts email.
It was to an email address for a service that's discontinued, though they did have the password in plain text - I'm guessing a data breach?
What a time to be alive.
Holy crap, the kid is three.
Wait, how'd you know I was a parent?
It's not much, but it's home.
I can tell I’m horribly sleep deprived, because I had to stop myself from breaking up two sparrows fighting.
Sometimes you just need to sit in a room on your own with a wedge of blue cheese and write some specs, y'know?
Editor of @usesthis, developer at Zendesk, player of games, drinker of coffee, patter of dogs, husband, dad. He/Him.
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